“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.”
Jay Leno
“My way of dealing with two faced people is simple. Issue an old one two, as that way there's a possibility you'll hit them both.”
Larss Vincent McKevitt
“Never diss a man for calling a spade a spade. It's when he hits you with it you'll soon realise you're in danger.”
“The governor thinks it's reasonable that people shouldn't sue a restaurant just because they are overweight.”
Dan Leistikow
“No health-service system has yet developed a useful strategy for managing the huge numbers of overweight and obese people in the community.”
David Halsam
“I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.”
Shelly Winters
“If I were overweight because I ate too much, I would have far more of a complex. I would know if I just stopped eating and showed a little discipline I would be thin. But there's not a hell of a lot I can do about being short. You just gotta run with it. ”
Michael J. Fox
