“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
Jay Leno
“For, you see, each day I love you more, Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow”
Rosemonde Gerard
“Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!”
Thomas Hood
“Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine's Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty.”
Jerry Weller
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
A. A. Milne
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Tracy Smith
“I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?”
