“Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is now facing a kind of personal dilemma. She can't decide whether to drop the name Clinton from her name, or drop the name Rodham. They can't figure out which one is more embarrassing.”
Jay Leno
“Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.”
David Letterman
“It's clear that Hillary Clinton does not understand that anger is not an agenda. While the junior senator from New York is busy attacking our commander-in-chief, the president is focused on taking the fight to the terrorists. ... It's a pre-9/11 world view.”
Danny Diaz
“It's a fair question to ask our opponent. Can you name one single thing that Hillary Clinton has ever done for New York?”
Rick Lazio
“He wanted to beat Hillary Clinton in an election. But he clearly didn't want to be a U.S. senator,”
Rudy Giuliani
“Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight years couldn't remember anything.”
“Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'”
