“Well that's a nice thing,”
Jay Leno
“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”
Dave Barry
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman
“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.”
Albert Einstein
“When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?”
Dame Edith Evans
“Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.”
Will Rogers
“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
