“Why do elephants go swimming? To get their trunks wet.”
Jay Leno
“No no, not boxers, they look like these kind of swimming trunks type thing, underwear, and it's the sort of thing that... I really can't see anyone wanting to wear them! And I sort of just get in, and I've not actually seen the bit where you see me with my top half undressed... but I've seen the bit after that where I'm just in the bath. It is very funny with Moaning Myrtle. It's a really good scene, but I'm sort of a bit nervous about seeing that in the cinema.”
Dan Radcliffe
“And the shadows of tree-trunks and shadows of leavesInterlace with low voices and footsteps and sunlightTo divide us forever.”
Conrad Aiken
“I have a trunk containing continents.”
Beryl Markham
“It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.”
Steve Martin
“I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic.”
Hugo Weaving
“I was going to take his [Evans' son] electric motorcycle out of the car and I opened the trunk and it was gone.”
Eric Evans
