“If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell.”
Jennifer Aniston
“Ferris: You're still here? It's over. Go home. Go.”
Matthew Broderick
“Girl on Bus: Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft.”
Girl on Bus
“Economics Teacher: Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?”
Economics Teacher
“Boy in Police Station: Drugs? Jeannie: Thank you, no. I'm straight. Boy in Police Station: I meant, are you in here for drugs? Jeannie: Why are you here? Boy in Police Station: Drugs.”
Charlie Sheen
“Cameron: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.”
Cameron
“Ferris: Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?”
