“I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.”
Jennifer Aniston
“"Cutting bangs are like thong underwear....an "adjustment" period of about two weeks is required before they feel like a natural part of you"!”
Laurie Osburn
“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally”
Lillian Day
“Underwear should be worn on the inside”
Nancy Cartwright
“Simper ubi sub ubi(always wear underwear).”
Andrew Ridings
“Clean underwear? Are you kidding me!?”
Ashlee Simpson
