“I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.”
Jim Morrison
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
