“We had 500 critical-care patients. We had only three deaths.”
Brian Murphy
“A physician who treats himself has a fool for a patient.”
William Osler
“The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease”
“Weigh your words carefully. They may tip the balance."”
Rain Bojangles
“He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think / yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.”
Mark Twain
“We pulled multiple teeth on so many patients, probably an average of three to six extractions per patient - and these were surgical extractions.”
Kay Scruggs
“We are investigating all the specifics on patient care that these two patients received.”
Joe DiMura