“You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk”
Ogden Nash
“Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free”
Proverb
“Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know.”
Aunt Bee Taylor
“I don't care how many pails of milk I lose, as long as I don't lose the cow”
