“Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.”
Johnny Depp
“Thats what a ship is, you know. Its not a keel and a hull and a deck and sails. Thats what a ship needs. But what a ship is. What the Black Pearl really is . . . is freedom.”
“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
Monty Python
“Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.”
Ani Difranco
“The shooting of the movie is the truth part and the editing of the movie is the lying part, the deceit part”
Paul Hirsch
“Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music”
Frank Capra
“They've used a wedding picture from (movie) 'Mr. And Mrs. Smith' and run with this story on the front page. There's simply no truth to this whatsoever.”
Cindy Guagenti
