“I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come in in the morning and we go, "Did you see that thing last night? Aahh!" And then we spend the next 8 or 9 hours trying to take this and make it into something funny.”
Jon Stewart
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of the wise man is in his heart”
Benjamin Franklin
“An old young man, will be a young old man.”
“A man is about as big as the things that make him angry”
Winston Churchill
“The time comes upon every public man when it is best for him to keep his lips closed.”
Abraham Lincoln
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