“The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.”
John Lennon
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“If, for instance, they have heard something from the postman, they attribute it to ''a semi-official statement''; if they have fallen into conversation with a stranger at a bar, they can conscientiously describe him as ''a source that has hitherto proved unimpeachable.'' It is only when the journalist is reporting a whim of his own, and one to which he attaches minor importance, that he defines it as the opinion of ''well-informed circles.''”
Evelyn Waugh
“It reminds me of that dog that's always gnawing at you. They chase the postman.”
Sean Brennan
“The postman always rings twice”
James M Cain
“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
Yogi Berra
“I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.”
Jane Siberry
