“A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and judgment?”
Jonathan Swift
“And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, / And in short, I was afraid.”
T.S. Eliot
“We now know that one of the footman at the palace was a Daily Mirror journalist,”
Piers Morgan
“When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.”
Mark Twain
“The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.”
“I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f***ing swear a lot.”
Green Day
“Swear now therefore unto me by the LORD, that thou wilt not cut off my seed after me, and that thou wilt not destroy my name out of my father's house.”
Bible