“I swims in the Tagus all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears Portuguese, and have got a diarrhea and bites from the mosquitoes. But what of that? Comfort must not be expected by folks that go a pleasuring.”
Lord Byron
“The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.”
Mark Twain
“When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.”
“Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed”
“It's not necessarily going to be kid-friendly, but we don't swear just for the sake of swearing. The joke is happening around the swearing; it's not about the swearing.”
Samir Mathur
“There ought to be a room in every house to swear in”
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
Calvin & Hobbes
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