“I swims in the Tagus all across at once, and I rides on an ass or a mule, and swears Portuguese, and have got a diarrhea and bites from the mosquitoes. But what of that? Comfort must not be expected by folks that go a pleasuring.”
Lord Byron
“When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.”
Mark Twain
“The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.”
“I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f***ing swear a lot.”
Green Day
“It's not necessarily going to be kid-friendly, but we don't swear just for the sake of swearing. The joke is happening around the swearing; it's not about the swearing.”
Samir Mathur
“Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed”
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
Calvin & Hobbes
