“Troy owes to Homer what whist owes to Hoyle”
Lord Byron
“To us younger cousins who were born after the war, Uncle Hoyle was this mythical uncle that we all knew about -- that he was a pilot who crashed in China and was never found. He was very much a part of every family gathering.”
Dale Upchurch
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
Homer Simpson
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
“With the single exception of Homer, there is no eminent writer, not even Sir Walter Scott, whom I can despise so entirely as I despise Shakespeare when I measure my mind against his”
George Bernard Shaw
“Homer no function beer well without.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders”
