“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Monty Python
“It's just a pissing contest, but unfortunately the contestants never seem to run out of piss.”
John McCarthy
“When a crab's pissed it walks forward.”
Ricky Gervais
“It does piss me off when Angelina won't stop calling.”
Jim Gaffigan
“He'll get pissed off, and you'd better watch out. They don't want to piss him off ---- they want to keep him quiet.”
Mickey Hatcher
“I have pissed in the Rhine, now send me gas!”
General George S. Patton
“Even a little dog can piss on a big building.”
Jim Hightower
