“My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white”
Monty Python
“You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.”
Ken Kesey
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“The philosopher believes that the value of his philosophy lies in the whole, in the building: posterity discovers it in the bricks with which he built and which are then often used again for better building: in the fact, that is to say, that building can be destroyed and nonetheless possess value as material.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television. It doesn't. It's like the way free speech doesn't apply at work. You can't just walk into your boss' office and say 'you're a fuckface and I'm gonna go back to work now.' No, you're not.”
Jon Stewart
“The network television is always worried about how many times you're going to say (blank) on the air. And they were very worried this morning because they heard Aretha was going to strip during the national anthem. But they needn't worry. Just calm down. Take life as it comes.”
Mick Jagger
“This is an incredibly exciting evolution for CBS and network television — video on demand is the next frontier for our industry,”
Leslie Moonves
