“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
Monty Python
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
