“Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.”
Monty Python
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
Winston Churchill
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
Woody Allen
“I'm never wrong. But the one time I was wrong, I was RIGHT that I was wrong. – attributed to 'Don'”
Steve Covello
“My presence of mind is frequently absent.”
Rain Bojangles
