“Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?”
Monty Python
“What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!''So?”
“I have a wild bunch of coconuts!”
Benny Hill
“It isn't the flavor of coconut that troubles me, but the texture I feel as if I'm chewing on a sweetened cuticle.”
Steve Almond
“Affluence was, quite simply, a question of texture ... The threadbare carpets of infancy, the coconut matting, the ill-laid linoleum, the utility furniture ... had all spoken of a life too near the bones of subsistence, too little padded, too severely worn.”
Margaret Drabble
“If you had teeth of steel, you could eat iron coconuts”
Singhalese Proverb
“The coconut trees, lithe and graceful, crowd the beach like a minuet of slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.”
William Manchester
