“A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.”
Morey Amsterdam
“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”
Dave Barry
“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter”
Jewish Proverb
“Waiters said the woman came to the restaurant with two men and a woman, who acted very weird.”
Zhao Jinyi
“I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass”
Phyllis Diller
“When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.”
Andy Rooney
“Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else -- and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?”
Djuna Barnes
