“We surveyed attendance at 'Grease' over one weekend and of the 500 people who came to see the show 400 were from out-of-town,”
Morrissey
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
Bill Watterson
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
John Shirley
“The rhythm of the weekend, with its birth, its planned gaieties, and its announced end, followed the rhythm of life and was a substitute for it.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald
“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control..”
Diana Jordan
“If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell”
Jimmy Swaggart
