“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.”
W. C. Fields
“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines”
John Benfield
“I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs.”
William Shakespeare
“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.”
Hunter S. Thompson
“Somebody left the cork out of my lunch.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?”
W. Clement Stone
“I was a cork that needed to be popped to shake up the club.”
Florentino Perez
