“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
Woody Allen
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Henry Youngman
“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”
G. K. Chesterton
“For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.”
Robert Briffault
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
Winston Churchill
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
Joseph Barth
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