“What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?”
Woody Allen
“I saw two guys shoving each other. I heard a guy say, 'You calling my kid fat?' It didn't seem real. At the time I assumed both guys involved were drunk. I thought it was a mad, drunken rage.”
Andrew Shorts
“Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.”
Denis Leary
“I know. It's hard to believe a fat guy would be picky.”
Mike Goff
“We should be getting rid of the trans fat as much as we can. But saturated fats have not changed. They're problematic too. And neither has cholesterol or calories.”
Fergus Clydesdale
“Lean red meat contains stearic acid and monounsaturated fats, which do not raise cholesterol. So the total cholesterol-raising fat in lean red meat are not that much different from chicken and fish.”
Michael Davidson
“The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.”
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