“[Arafat has denied any involvement in the incident. But in an interview Monday with CNN, Vice President Dick Cheney said the Bush administration believes] people very close ... difficult to take him seriously as an interlocutor in that peace process.”
Yasser Arafat
“President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.”
Jay Leno
“At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.”
“Vice President Dick Cheney said he is upset when critics say [the administration] lied us into the war. I say fine, just lie us back out and we'll call it even.”
“[? White House press secretary Ari Fleischer said Vice President Dick Cheney had been moved from the White House complex to a secure but undisclosed location.] Just as three weeks ago, various security steps were taken beyond what is normally done, ... That was done again today.”
Ari Fleischer
“[By midday, Vice President Dick Cheney even called into Rush Limbaugh's radio show to offer assurances.] You'll find when we look back 10 years from now that it will have been a great appointment, ... You'll be proud of Harriet's record, Rush. Trust me.”
Dick Cheney
“I'm pretty sure that Dick Cheney went down there on dual duty, as vice president and chairman of Halliburton, ... I don't want to see another Pilgrims/Indians situation. ... We have to do everything we can as a hip-hop nation to secure that land.”
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