“Don't live in a town where there are no doctors”
Yiddish Proverb
“Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing”
Voltaire
“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.”
Joe E. Lewis
“Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer”
Benjamin Franklin
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”
Jay Leno
“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
Walter Matthau
