“You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.”
Yogi Berra
“Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't go to yours”
“Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals”
Clarence Darrow
“I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Funerals are pretty compared to death”
Tennessee Williams
“The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.”
T.S. Eliot
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain
