“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
Yogi Berra
“The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.”
John Lennon
“I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.”
Jane Siberry
“It's optional, ... We're going to have the whole thing decorated with a Halloween them, and probably, some of the waitresses will be dressed up. If (participants) would like to arrive in costume, they certainly can.”
Ken Eldridge
“All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.”
Jay Leno
“My mainstay was working in a private hotel as a waitress, washer upper and occasionally a cook.”
Sandra Smith
“I've been a waitress since I was 15 years old. I started at what used to the Dutch Kitchen at the corner of West Grand Avenue and Fourth Street.”
Jackie Spafford
