“For a spring training drill, Yogi instructed his players to: "Pair off in threes"”
Yogi Berra
“Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.”
“Something wonderful has happened - the breath has become the cup. In all the three worlds, such a Yogi is unique. What king can compare to him?”
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
“Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: "I never really said all those things I said”
“Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has a lot of electrical votes.”
“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
“Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist !" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps ? Not me."”
