“She's so amazing, I could squeeze sunshine juice out of her.”
Barak Ben-Ezer
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Woody Allen
“When you are dating someone new, you will not see their true colors until you've let them have their way.”
Timothy Correa
“Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”
Mae West
“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”
Jim Bishop
“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.”
Sex and the City
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