“Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.”
Erma Bombeck
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
Joseph Barth
“Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.”
Robert Heinlein
“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.”
Sophocles
“Who, being loved, is poor?”
Oscar Wilde