“One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Ruth Smythers
“For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.”
Erma Bombeck
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
Joseph Barth
“Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.”
Robert Heinlein
“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.”
Sophocles
“Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
Oscar Wilde