“Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.”
Contributed by: Andy James
N. D. Stice
“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.”
Judy Garland
“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.”
Paul Sweeney
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
Oscar Wilde
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first”
Billy Sunday
