“Knock on the sky and listen to the sound”
Contributed by: Subash Raman
Zen saying
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
“Womens brains are like a 9 by 10 rubiks cube, they're confusing.”
Gregory A Hensen
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”