“Happiness is like peeing your pants...
Everyone can see it,But only you can feel the warmth.”
Contributed by: Gary
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Some people are meant to be behind you, not on the side of you”
Tanica S Hall
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
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