“A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”
Contributed by: Randi
Erma Bombeck
“I think a lot more people are getting into Halloween because it's the one time of year where adults can be kids.”
Craig McDonald
“It's Halloween! It's Halloween! The moon is full and bright And we shall see what can't be seen On any other night. Skeletons and ghosts and ghouls, Grinning goblins fighting duels, Werewolves rising from their tombs, Witches on their magic brooms. In masks and gown we haunt the street And knock on doors for trick or treat. Tonight we are the king and queen, For oh tonight it's Halloween!”
Jack Prelutsky
“This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”
Conan O'Brien
“Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.”
Christina Applegate
“We have cupcakes and of course they're decorated with Halloween goodies and they have to eat the cupcake and then ride back out,”
Sharon Shaw
“Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.”
Jay Leno
