“The secret for keeping a woman interested in you is to give her a wide emotional range to experience. The mistake so called 'nice guys' make is that they only provide a very small emotional range for a woman to experience and consequently she gets quickly bored.”
Nick Kinsella
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
Mae West