“People wrapped up in themselves make very small packages.”
Jessica Kennedy
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“All I want is my own way in everything”
“This is an impressive crowd: the Have's and Have-more's. Some people call you the elites. I call you my base.”
George W. Bush
