“Remember, the lips that are kissing your ass are hiding teeth behind them.”
Prabhudoss Samuel
“Everyone has been made for some particular work, and the desire for that work has been put in every heart.”
Jalal ad-Din Rumi
“I am a NEW YORKER which means i work full time and live my life part time”
Kenneth waters Jr
“Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.”
Chanakya
“Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?”
Will & Grace
“You can't save your ass and your face at the same time”
James Dowler Gow
“The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass.”
William Blake
