“The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.”
Anon Amuss
“Puns are the droppings of soaring wits”
Victor Hugo
“Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them”
Edgar Allan Poe
“Coincidences are spiritual puns.”
G. K. Chesterton
“A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.”
Oliver Wendell Holmes
“Every poet knows the pun is Pierian, that it springs from the same soil as the Muse. a matching and shifting of vowels and consonants, an adroit assonance sometimes derided as jackassonance.”
Louis Untermeyer
“The irony of the pot calling the kettle black. Where's the pun in that?”
Rain Bojangles
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