“Don't play me,play lotto,you have a better chance of winning.”
sandy hamed
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
Robert McCloskey
“you don't always have to convince people to be on your side, sometimes you have to confuse them instead.”
horaice
“You can't save your ass and your face at the same time”
James Dowler Gow
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
Phillip Buyondo
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
