“you had me at bitchboy”
Russell Brand
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
Erma Bombeck
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.”
Oscar Wilde
“Comedy keeps the heart sweet.”
Mark Twain
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
