“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Live today like it is your last day, Love with all your heart and soul, and Laugh till your belly aches or until you throw up!”
“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
Mark Twain
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.”
William Arthur Ward
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson
