“Automated systems breed dependency in their users.”
Jack Campbell
“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
Mitch Ratcliffe
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy
“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
Linus Torvalds
“The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.”
Edsger Dijkstra