“Maintaining a positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worthwhile.”
Unknown
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Those who laugh and find amusement in sarcasm are mean, not the one who is sarcastic.”
MJ Christine
“The trouble with you Chicago people is that you think you are the best people down here, whereas you are merely the most numerous.”
Mark Twain
“Some people are sadly oblivious to the fact that knowing how to say something negative or sarcastic does not in any way equal knowing how to say something that is actually intelligent or useful.”
Mike E. Knezevich, Jr.
“I think he's got a great attitude. He's very much like me in that he's sarcastic. Some sarcastic people get it, and other people think it's cocky.”
Ryan Newman
“He could dish it out like nobody, but he could take it too. He had that sarcastic sense of humor. When you first become his teammate, you see some things and wonder, 'Is he serious or is he joking?' He was always joking.”
Raul Ibanez