“everything in this room is edible. yes, i am edible but that, children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.”
Willy Wonka
“This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat content.”
Dave Barry
“FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs.”
Ambrose Bierce
“This is an arrangement that never wilts. Each one is unique and edible.”
Joe Bosetti
“Unfortunately, they test to see if you are edible, but they can only use their teeth or nose and in doing so they do a lot of damage to soft, squishy humans.”
John West
“This week we are making edible snowmen.”
Linda Gajewski
