“The females you'll find warming church pews on Sunday morning will give you a better ride than you can get by going to a bar or whorehouse, and they're clean and don't smell like an ashtray.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Even though the media has dubbed me America's most controversial writer, occasionally my words find an open mind and I end up with a new friend, and at least on that day, I win.”
“I have always been, and will forever be, a rebel with a cause few Americans care about: justice for all.”
“Homo sapiens! Yuck! You contemporary fools laugh at religious and political lies spewed by sociopaths, lies that tether you forever to poverty and mediocrity. Yet, when your ears come upon the truth, the facts of life, you hide your faces and cry, not able to look at your own creations and destiny. You rush off to what isn't instead of what is. I'm glad I haven't yet evolved and embrace your ways. Signed, Homo Erectus.”
“A lot of these Jesus women are neglected. They're red hot, and God bless them, they're some of the kinkiest beavers on the planet.”
“Science, yes, even astrology is better than religion. I mean, it's possible to see the planets, even go to them and touch them. To each his own, but moon dust gives me far more hope than Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or this Jesus Christ.”
“If you lie to your mate and children and ever wonder why the world is full of liars, thieves and murderers, go look in a mirror.”
