“I am anexoric." said the overweight man "I am just not good at it.”
Lonnie D. Hicks
“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
Joe E. Lewis
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Julia Child
“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.”
William Powell
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.”
Mae West
“Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to.”
Mimi Sheraton